And last but not least the threat of violence implicit throughout, as if ones position as “paterfamilias” grants one the right to dish out vigilante justice.And the worst part is that he probably does think of himself as Father of the Year material. Certainly part of that responsibility comes in the guise of protector. Do not be responsible for hardening a woman’s heart. Get to know her family & friends and let your family & friends get to know her. Perform acts of service for her; make her breakfast, take out her trash, offer her your jacket when she’s cold, you get the point. Plus your intended audience needed to actually click on the email, a dicey proposition if the recipient doesn’t know you well.You could be a Nigerian Prince for all Aunt Sally knows!Sara, thank you for sharing this sweet advice with us. Never, I mean , ask a girl on a date through a text, instant message, or email. Sometimes the best dates are simple, like a picnic in the park. — Dear Son, Dating is a tricky thing and doing it right is difficult. And who your wife is will determine your future family and so forth and so on. Here are a few expectations I have for you when it comes to dating: 1. You should always make sure you take her to a place you know she will feel comfortable & enjoy.
Heck, no one is even asking you to approve of all of your dating age children’s romantic interests.Our inaugural entrants come in the form of a list and an application.First, pointed out by Digby at that den of liberal iniquity Hullabaloo and hashed about by the Grounded Parents crew on our super-secret-backchannel private Facebook Group, comes today’s featured image… So I think we can all agree that we have a serious contender here for “Father of the Year”. So the longer you date a person, the more you should get to know her. The best dates involve getting to know the other person so take your date somewhere that will allow you to talk. The purpose of dating is to find someone you could spend your future with. Once you’ve found a girl you are interested in and going exclusive with, be faithful to her. If you decide things aren’t working out or you meet someone else you’d like to get to know, refer back to rule #8. Going too far physically only confuses the relationship & it can never be undone. Crazy Uncle Liberty downloads some pearls of wisdom from Glenn Beck University? Do kids these days need to seriously pull up their pants, stand up straight, go to church and get off everyone’s lawns? Have parenting advice for all of those people out their doing everything wrong and thus assuring the downfall of our once great society? We have taken the time honored art of standing on a street corner and shouting at strangers and plugged it in to the Information Superhighway! once you set your Internet Meme free, be it inflammatory blog post, snarky hashtag, or pithy Facebook image, it’s no longer under your control.Your traitorous liberal nephew, your feminist ex-roomate or your free spirited gay cousin might find it, carefully analyze it, then smash into a smoking pile of wreckage in Internet Meme Demolition Derby!!! Bring her a case of her favorite soda, pick her flowers, or show up at her work for a surprise lunch date. You should write letters or notes to your love often. When the time is right & you’ve found that special someone, get down on one knee & ask her those 4 special words. They have a whole lot of fun making memories, but the whole purpose is to teach them how to date. As nice as it is to hear good things, it’s even better to have them written down so you can reference back to them. Love, Mom — Sara started taking her boys on official dates once they hit the age of five.Today, because we live in the FUTURE we have left behind such primitive tools.Thanks to Blogs, Twitter, Google and especially Facebook, we now have the ability to share our most offensive, sloppily formed, bigoted, insensitive notions with EVERYONE who is still talking to us.